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Noooooooooooooo! Not Dr. Huffman's Patented Whelk-...

2008-06-13T15:25:00.000+01:00

Noooooooooooooo! Not Dr. Huffman's Patented Whelk-Away! Don't you know that can lead to an outbreak of secondary mollusciness?

And Janet, you can rest assured that it's very easy to wow Grendel with presents - just as long as they're prawns. Not big tiger ones, but the little pink commas you get from the freezer. She goes into fits of ecstasy for them.

I bet "She who must" was doubly delighted with tho...

2008-06-13T00:07:00.000+01:00

I bet "She who must" was doubly delighted with those offerings. And what did "She" get her "Bearded Sex God?" Or shouldn't we ask?

Belated Happy Birfs to Grendel. God only knows what you wowed her with in the way of pressies.

An easy target? Pah! I've merely been lulling you ...

2008-06-12T23:28:00.000+01:00

An easy target? Pah! I've merely been lulling you into a false sense of security. I'll have you know I've been secretly stretching myself on a rack in the basement and liberally dousing myself with Dr Huffman's Patented Whelk-Away in preparation for our next meeting!

So, how were they? Doubly happy? And isn't that so...

2008-06-12T03:23:00.000+01:00

So, how were they? Doubly happy? And isn't that something that massage ladies do to finish up their, um, sessions?

Bet they'd be kinda hard to fit in that little bag, though.

Happy Birthday to Grendel and Happy Anniversary to She Who Must and The Bearded Sex God. My y'all have many more!

Happy Belated Birthday to Grendel!!!

2008-06-12T00:10:00.000+01:00

Happy Belated Birthday to Grendel!!!