Beneath the Earth's surface

Yes, it's shameless pimpage time: the Stonking Huge Sci-Fi Cliché issue of Subterranean Magazine, featuring 'A Finite Number Of Typewriters' by some beardy crime write-ist bloke and other tales by people who actually know what they're doing, is ready for your pre-ordering pleasure.

It containeth:

"Cliché Haiku" by Scott Westerfeld
"A Finite Number of Typewriters" by Stuart MacBride
"Hesperia and Glory" by Ann Leckie
"Horrible Historians" by Gillian Polack
"The Inevitable Heat Death of the Universe" by Elizabeth Bear
"It Came From the Slush Pile" by John Joseph Adams
"Labyrinth's Heart" by Bruce Arthurs
"Last" by Chris Roberson
"The Last Science Fiction Writer" by Allen M. Steele
"Movie Clichés and the Sci-Fi Films That Love Them" by Ron Hogan
"The NOMAD Gambit" by Dean Cochrane
"Refuge" by David Klecha
"Remarks on Some Clichés I Have (by Definition) Known Too Well" by Teresa Nielsen Hayden
"Scene From a Dystopia" by Rachel Swirsky
"Shoah Sry" by Tobias S. Buckell and Ilsa J. Bick
"Tees and Sympathy" by Nick Sagan
"The Third Brain" by Charles Coleman Finlay and James Allison
"What a Piece of Work" by Jo Walton

There's two versions going out -- a $6 US normal edition and an $80 hardback version. Yes, I know, I know. For that you get it signed by some of the contributors and a free wee bookie with a story by John Scalzi, Sci-Fi author and guest editor.

And now, it's back to work. If the cat will let me.