Dear God, when will it ever end?

Right now – that’s when. Yes, the shameless Hypeathon is now at an end. Time for disappointed expectations and uncomfortable underwear (possibly due to leftover bits of bacon rubble*), and the inevitable recriminations and general finger pointing**.

So, Ladies and gentlemen, Nasty Uncle Stuart Productions are proud to present:

The wholesome adventures of Skeleton Bob
Skeleton Bob and the Witch's Hat

And now I’m going to get back to work.

* No, that’s not a euphemism. And you’ve got a filthy mind for thinking it was!
** By reading this footnote you hereby absolve Stuart MacBride and all subsidiaries, whole and partial, from any blame / sins / and claims for damage.