On the fourth day of Christmas...

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*Guarantee not valid outside Antarctica. Participants wanting hot-penguin love must make their own way down there**
** If you know what I mean ;}#

Will the madness never end? Not if we all keep refusing to take the medication it won't. Day four of the short story-athon and still no end in sight. Today, gentle browsers, we have a tale of... er... well, let's just say it contains scenes of a 'simulated sexual nature' and hope we don't get slapped with a tax bill from the Italian Government*.

Monkeys and fishcakes, I give** to you:

04: Calling Birds

* With thanks to the non-pornographic Sandra for the heads up.
** Well, it's really more of a loan. And don't bring it back with the covers all sticky and the pages folded down. Use a bookmark for God's sake. We're not animals.