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Stuart MacBride lives in the North East of Scotland, where he writes gruesome crime novels and grows gruesome potatoes.

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Thursday, September 01, 2005

The relentless march of the beards

Mr James 'smelling-of-cheese' OswaldJames Oswald as drawed by me.
Think they'll use this on his book?

Yes, bearded writing takes another step forward this week with James announcing he’s been given an offer of representation from the fine chaps and chapesses at a good agency*. Hurrah! Hopefully, by this time next year I’ll be gearing up for a trip down to Welshest Wales for a nice launch party and all the canapés I can eat! After all, didn’t get any at my own one, did I (though a weirdo did make off with about half a ton of them)?

James and I have been ‘writing buddies’ – but not in a dirty way – for more years than I care to remember, so I’m extremely chuffed to see him getting an offer from a good agent. And I’m going to be even more chuffed when it turns into a three / four book deal. That way I’m guaranteed a free plateful of canapés for years! Hahahaha! And wine too! Bwahahahahaha... Ahem.

OK, when I say ‘this time next year’ I might be pushing it a bit - publishing timescales being what they are, and getting an agent being only one step on the way to getting published** - but I’m sure it’s going to be soon. So big up and congratulations to Mr James, the world’s your oyster me lad: salty and smellin' of the sea. Aaaaaarrrrr...***

* He hasn’t named them on his blog, so I feel it would be imprudent to do so here. ’Cause I was brought up proper I was.
** But a bloody HUGE one.
*** Oops, came over all pirate there again.

12 Comments:

At 7:40 pm, Blogger JamesO said...

Soon the beards will control the whole world. Mwahahahaa.

You are too kind to me Mr Stuart (but don't stop). And thankyou for not mentioning the agency by name. I think it best to establish a relationship before outing this poor, kind soul to the blogisphere.

And without meaning to sound arrogant in the extreme, I wouldn't want to name them and cause them to have a flurry of desperate unsolicited submissions 'because they're obviously taking on new writers.'

After all, you never know who might be reading this...

 
At 9:42 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 11:16 pm, Blogger JamesO said...

Methinks anonymous is bitter at his folicular inadequacy. The references to D&D suggests a certain geekiness also, but hey, everyone's entitled to an opinion.

 
At 1:31 am, Anonymous tambo said...

Hey, I'm married to a bearded bloke, and whoa baby, beards are FINE. Love it love it love it.

Congrats, James!! Wooohoo!!

Hey, if I ever make it across the pond, do I get to see all these writerly beards in person or will I be SOL? ;)

Beards rock!!!

 
At 7:25 am, Anonymous Alan P said...

James, I posted congrats on your blog yesterday but it didn't show up for some reason.
So, once again....Well done that man!
I might not make it down to Wales for the big launch shindig, so I'll have to catch up with you when your tour brings you to Edinburgh.

 
At 8:28 am, Blogger Stuart MacBride said...

After careful consideration, I decided that if someone’s going to insult me then they have to at least be witty with it.

Sorry Anonymous – just being offensive gets you deleted.

 
At 1:30 pm, Blogger Trace said...

Congrats again, James!! I'm so stoked!! And I can't wait to read your books! Soon you'll be talking movie deals with those two Canadian dudes who did the Lord of the Rings movies, and you'll never have to put your hand up an animal arse again!! THAT'S worth celebrating!

 
At 4:16 pm, Blogger Gabriele C. said...

Oh, I hope they cast all the yummy hotties from LOTR again. I'll so buy every DVD version.

 
At 4:22 pm, Blogger Stuart MacBride said...

You're all sex man, you lot.

 
At 11:01 pm, Blogger Trace said...

Stuart. Yeah? And? *grin*

 
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