And tonight’s mystery meat is...

Salmon.


It’s been lurking in the freezer for a while, corrupting the fish fingers and ragging on the frozen peas. We’ve decided that the reason there’s no more room in the freezer, is that we keep putting stuff in, but not taking it out. So this week will see a concerted effort to consume the Mystery Meat Mountain. Then maybe some defrosting will occur.

God, it’s like being in a rock band, isn’t it? The hedonism never ends...