Congratulations you rotten sods...

I’ve been off-line for a bit editing like a dervish, but it was with great pride – and something approaching heartburn – that I powered up the computer at the end of a hard day’s graft to see that Lynn has awarded the coveted BAM Book Awards to Stinky Jim for "Grendel slashed my wrists today..." and Dirty Darren for MacYoda Rotten wee buggers one and all ;}#

Special mention must go to Tambo, who’s promised me a quilt to hide under next time, and to Gabrielle, who felt it important to not offend my delicate writer’s sensibilities by taking the Mick, like everyone else. Shrinking wallflower that I am.

No I have to think of something suitably cruel to do to Lynn in revenge, something Faustian involving reviewers and a large vat of jello...