Before I go

That inveterate stinker Lynn has fallen from my good graces by offering up a competition to win two (unsigned) copies of the US edition of Cold Granite – all you have to do is pop over there and take the piss* out of yours truly. Points will be given for originality, mentions of beards, edits, titles, cats and She Who Must. Though I think nasty old Tambo may have already taken the biscuit.

Poo, I say, poo!

Gonna buy me a high-velocity rifle and do some blogger-huntin’

*Well, she calls it posting "your best imitation of Mr. MacBride on a bad day in comments", but we know that's like waving sausages around in front of you Hyenas!