Wish you were bearded too?

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In the backblogs the other day, Jay asked if being bearded was a pre-requisite for visiting the blog. Sadly she’s one of those unfortunate individuals unable to grow a full and manly beard on their own. But never fear! Even if your chin can only sport a sort of mouldy-looking fuzz, or – shock horror – no hair at all, you can still enjoy the many benefits beardedness has to offer with your very own

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