Does this look infected to you?

Well it’s been a long time coming, but in the best tradition of the worst possible television programmes, we have to evict someone from the Beard Brother house. For ages now I’ve been skipping down the ‘Blogs what I read’ list: Ray, Aldo, Lee, James, Bryon, John, Lynn, Sarah, Dave, Jim... Yes, sorry though I am to admit it, I’ve been avoiding ‘Book Angst 101’, rather than doing the decent thing and making a clean break of it. “I’m sorry. It’s not you, it’s me… I think we should start seeing other blogs.”

Which is why Jennifer Jordan is now given the dubious honour of joining the list of things what I read. Anyway, I’ve been lurking in the bushes round her place for a while, she seems like a nice enough girl. In the shower anyway…

What do you mean that’s not wholesome?